Eventful

Had and event last weekend. Same event is this weekend.

Ugh.

Ok, to be fair, I like this speaker a lot. I like the projects, and I like the theme we've added. (Hell, I helped put it together.)

For the event, I'm dressed up as a carnival fortune teller.
You all know how much I love that.

I have my tarot cards, but also a set of playing cards that have been altered; I added stickers of our various products.
Then I stacked the deck.

"Let me show you your Destiny!"

I lay down a Queen of diamonds.
"You are a lady of means!"
Then a King, any suit.
"And you have the love of a handsome man!"
Ace of hearts.
"He has a generous heart."
Random number card, with a sticker on it representing our current top of the line machine.
"You deserve a new Destiny!"

Yep. The new top of the line Babylock machine is a Destiny.

These are the jokes, folks.