Poor poor me...

[kukla_tko]

Re: the title of this entry-- Well, it IS LJ after all.

Actually, I am POOR. I am so poor I cannont afford the "or" so I am just PO.

Or perhaps I was able to afford the second "o" but I got a defective "R" so I'm just POOP.

I love to go to conventions. Always have!
However, at this point I am unable to afford anything except for Archon this year, which will suck anyway due to allura629's misfortune.

Here is the list of cons that I really REALLY wanted to go to:

Conflation: Ok, so I complain about it sometimes, but I did want to go. I can usually scare up a good time (provided that the martian death flu doesn't kill me on Saturday night) and I would absolutely love a chance to promote the Kastle event at the con.

Phantasm: Oh boy, do I want to go to this. alienne wants to get a caravan together and go. I wanna go! I wanna go! I wanna go and throw the world's best adult themed room party!!!

Konniption: GOD FCCING DAMMIT. I wanted to go to this one anyway, but it turns out that two people dear to my heart have been selected as Fan GOHs. Two people that I have been pestering this con to invite for YEARS and YEARS. I could probably score room space with them, but I can't afford the registration fee let alone my gas money.

ShowMe Con: Eh. I could stand not to go. You all know my issues. Last year I made a token "ghost" appearance and helped out a little by bringing marvelous booze.

So you see, These are four events that I would love to go to. Four events that would (very possibly) be enriched by my appearance.
What do I bring to the party? Well, I do provide hall costuming for anyone I can get my hands and clothes on. I do throw great parties. I can even provide programming, and on occasion I have been known to invent new con activities.

Do you all agree? Because I want some help.

SEND KUKLA TO CONS!
I'm setting up a Paypal button so that you, my gentle readers, may help me achieve my dreams and go to these fun events. You can even make a donation and assign which con you're subsidizing. Just indicate which con you're helping me go to, so that your money gets me where you want me to go!

What does your money buy you? My thanks and adoration. If you are trying to get me to a con so that you can see me, you can have at least one hour of my attention. (Large donations will be afforded more time, of course!)

Comments

[mztish103.livejournal.com]

Ok. Count me as your official ticket to Conflation. (Add Earworm Chorus of "Be Our Guest" from Disney's "Beauty and the Beast"). I just figured out talking to Geoffrey that Conflation is the 26th... I get paid the 25th! I can squeege out enough $$$ for two at the door registrations, definitely. Hotel room possibly. If you get a better offer, tho, take it! *smile*

Thank You!

[kukla-tko42.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I guess I should go then, eh?

:)

I will email you with some questions, if that's ok.

Re: Thank You!

[mztish103.livejournal.com]

But of course, dahling! Emails away!