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kukla_tkoThis seemed like a fun game. I considered that "20 movie quotes" thing, but I decided to do this instead.
Below are several statements about me. See if you can separate fact from fiction:
1. I have an extra nipple, which grows a single dark hair from the center.
2. I was actually born with a tail, and it was removed without both of my parents' permission.
3. I have been certified sane by a professional psychiatrist.
4. I lost my virginity my first year at college, in my boyfriend's apartment during a carefully planned ceremony.
5. My first cat's name was Newton.
6. I have never caught chicken pox.
7. The smell of certain flowers reminds me of funerals.
8. I would eat a friend if it were that friend's dying wish.
9. The only part of a marriage ceremony that I have never played was the bride.
10. I once choked up at an audition so badly that I cried and didn't get my shot in front of the director.
So, if you can figure out which of these statements is correct, you know me pretty well. Comment away!
Below are several statements about me. See if you can separate fact from fiction:
1. I have an extra nipple, which grows a single dark hair from the center.
2. I was actually born with a tail, and it was removed without both of my parents' permission.
3. I have been certified sane by a professional psychiatrist.
4. I lost my virginity my first year at college, in my boyfriend's apartment during a carefully planned ceremony.
5. My first cat's name was Newton.
6. I have never caught chicken pox.
7. The smell of certain flowers reminds me of funerals.
8. I would eat a friend if it were that friend's dying wish.
9. The only part of a marriage ceremony that I have never played was the bride.
10. I once choked up at an audition so badly that I cried and didn't get my shot in front of the director.
So, if you can figure out which of these statements is correct, you know me pretty well. Comment away!
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Re: Witch! Witch! Witch!
Date: 2005-01-18 11:13 pm (UTC)(BBBBZZZZZTTT)
Wrong.
I do *so* have an extra nipple, but it isn't on my boobs. It's directly below the left one. (Its small and vestigial, but there. My brother has two vestigial nipples, about four inches below his regular ones.)
It's an inherited trait we get from my Mother's side of the family. Presumably my ancestors either managed to breed before they were hanged, or managed to hide the fact that they had an "extra teat for the devil."
Heh.
Care to take another guess?
Re: Witch! Witch! Witch!
Date: 2005-01-20 03:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-19 12:01 am (UTC)I don't know if this is true, but if it is you are quite lucky. I've had them twice. ^^
And the answer is...
Date: 2005-01-19 03:30 am (UTC)I have had chicken pox, and actually went to school after my first blister appeared, because my mom didn't realize what it was...
My first Chicken Pox sore/blister/thingie was on my girl parts. Embarrassing, but true. I went to my mom and explained that I had something itchy in my underwear, and she SENT ME TO SCHOOL ANYWAY.
Heh.
I took out the whole class, man.
Tee hee hee!
Re: And the answer is...
Date: 2005-01-19 05:17 pm (UTC)Unfortunately I was seven and a complete little boor, and when I opened my present and saw that it was a *clown doll* (actually quite lovely, more of a domino than a clown, all soft sculpture with velvet clothes) I actually complained that I was too old for dolls.
I must've been a complete idiot.
Got deservedly chided by my mother and sent downstairs (into the incredible carpeted and furnished basement with its full bar, exercise equipment, pool table...) to play with the other kids (yes, there was an adult around to keep us all out of the booze).
And then I didn't feel so well. I went and laid down on the couch down there, clutching the velvet doll, until we went home and discovered that yes, I'd gotten chicken pox on christmas eve.
I still think it was karmic vengeance for my ingratitude and it's always been very important to me since then to be polite...
(However, when I came home and gave it to my brother he got it 10x worse than I did. I was mildly sick for a couple days. He got the pox everywhere, including on the soles of his feet, and couldn't get out of bed for a week. But he was much more of a brat than I was...)
Re: And the answer is...
Date: 2005-01-20 03:40 am (UTC)Whoo.
And it wasn't even Karmic, as my brother always was the better kid. Really. Poor guy.
So, I was the breakout monkey.
Your story is so sweet. No wonder you were cranky, getting sick will do that for you.
Oh.
(Snort.) Too old to play with dolls, indeed. Are you *still* too old to play with dolls?
Even THESE?
Heh. Go dig around. The 12 inch "action figures" have 30 points of articulation.
DROOOOOL.... (http://www.sideshowtoy.com/cgi-bin/category.cgi?category=buffy_12&item=2007)
It's awful to have it twice...
Date: 2005-01-20 12:38 pm (UTC)#8
Date: 2005-01-19 01:20 am (UTC)Re: #8
Date: 2005-01-19 03:37 am (UTC)What can I say? I'm a Heinlein girl...
Hmmm
Date: 2005-01-19 04:56 am (UTC)1. Yes, you already stated that was true.
2. I think I would remember if you had told me a tale like this, so I will say no.
3. True, I have heard this story.
4. I believe that is a True statement, or if it isn't then you are borrowing it from someone who has told me the tale.
5. I didn't think Newton was your first cat, but I could be wrong.
6. You already stated that was false.
7. True. It does me, and you are a touch more sensual than I am so I would think it would you, too.
8. I believe you would have the integrity to uphold a dying wish, and it's only meat after you're dead, so True.
9. True. I know you played a part in mine, and several others.
10. I think this is true but it would have had to have been a VERY long time ago.
So what's my score?
Re: Hmmm
Date: 2005-01-19 05:21 am (UTC)5 out of a possible 7 since three of the answers were identified above.
It's really 4 out of 7, but one of your answers was SO correct and ON the BUTTON with additional info that I had to give you an extra point.
Also, there's one that is a qualified point in that the statement manages to be both true and false, depending upon how one looks at it.
I am not going to tell you which is which at this point, and I will screen your comment so others can play, too.
Check your email for the full score and answers...
8. I would eat a friend if it were that friend's dying wish.
Date: 2005-01-19 07:01 pm (UTC)I would eat a friend if I thought she was cute.
repeatedly
one of the things that the more you eat, the hungrier you get.
Re: 8. I would eat a friend if it were that friend's dying wish.
Date: 2005-01-20 03:42 am (UTC)As in masticate (not masturbate), swallow, and digest.
Sicko.
:)
Re: 8. I would eat a friend if it were that friend's dying wish.
Date: 2005-01-20 05:50 am (UTC)Yeah... That's definately "eat" and not "EAT"
So it was all about the oral pleasure giving and not about the freaky cannibalism... Until you brought it up, grok?
:P
#10
Date: 2005-01-20 02:13 am (UTC)Re: #10
Date: 2005-01-20 03:43 am (UTC)Actually, it did happen, albeit long long ago. I am screening this comment, so that others can play along.
I'll screen your comment, too. Don't be alarmed, once the game is done I will unscreen everyone.