A Very Monkey Christmas
Dec. 20th, 2004 10:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kukla_tkoJust a reminder;
This is the YEAR of the MONKEY. Don't let the Monkey get you down!
Here's my filk of the Twelve Days of Christmas. I am referring to random events in the last few months, not just The Twelve Days which haven't happened yet...
On the Twelfth day of Christmas, the MONKEY gave to me...
Twelve months of havoc
Eleven crazy families
Ten friends in trouble
Nine doctors treating
Eight new neurosis
Seven times the back pain
Six dents in my truck
Five Stolen Things!
Four new jobs
Three new bills
Two times written up
And...
A late payment on my Chapter 13
Ok, Monkey. Quit FUCKING with me.
(I think that as a Tiger, the Monkey is my opposite. Damn MONKEY!)
Of course, this reminds me of the Twelve days of Solsice that we came up with in the coffee house those many years ago. Here's my attempted recreation of it:
Twelve Lions Leaping
Eleven Christians Running
Ten Drummers Drumming
Nine Priestesses dancing
Eight Balls a tripping
Seven lucky numbers
Six People laying
Five Pointed Star!
Four corners called
Three goddesses
Two horned God
And for Day One, they tried to come up with something good. "What does every Pagan need?" I asked.
"A Job," said one of the creators of this monstrosity. Therefore:
"And a Job that lasted more than two weeks."
This is the YEAR of the MONKEY. Don't let the Monkey get you down!
Here's my filk of the Twelve Days of Christmas. I am referring to random events in the last few months, not just The Twelve Days which haven't happened yet...
On the Twelfth day of Christmas, the MONKEY gave to me...
Twelve months of havoc
Eleven crazy families
Ten friends in trouble
Nine doctors treating
Eight new neurosis
Seven times the back pain
Six dents in my truck
Five Stolen Things!
Four new jobs
Three new bills
Two times written up
And...
A late payment on my Chapter 13
Ok, Monkey. Quit FUCKING with me.
(I think that as a Tiger, the Monkey is my opposite. Damn MONKEY!)
Of course, this reminds me of the Twelve days of Solsice that we came up with in the coffee house those many years ago. Here's my attempted recreation of it:
Twelve Lions Leaping
Eleven Christians Running
Ten Drummers Drumming
Nine Priestesses dancing
Eight Balls a tripping
Seven lucky numbers
Six People laying
Five Pointed Star!
Four corners called
Three goddesses
Two horned God
And for Day One, they tried to come up with something good. "What does every Pagan need?" I asked.
"A Job," said one of the creators of this monstrosity. Therefore:
"And a Job that lasted more than two weeks."
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Day One...
Date: 2004-12-21 03:10 pm (UTC)"A horkin' huge bottle of mead..."
Hey
Date: 2004-12-21 05:25 pm (UTC)Re: Hey
Date: 2004-12-22 05:34 am (UTC)Don't throw POO at me, Ok?
Tigers don't like poo very much.
Year of the monkey... that makes you... what? 24?