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To: My body
Sure, great, thanks.
Here I am, trying to organize a strong defensive position, trying to get you healthy and happy, trying to prevent the Martian Death Flu...
And you betray me with a stomach virus thing two days before I go cold turkey and give up the sugars.
Not only that, but you timed it perfectly: Just in time for my brief break and only "off" time for the End Of The Year/Beginning Of The Year celebration.
You suck, Body!
No love,
Kukla
I had Xmas goodies to eat! I had delicious egg nog and champagne to drink. Hell, those things are still sitting in my kitchen, laughing at me.
No sugar means no Bubble tea. I got my Bubble tea yesterday with great company, but then the tummeh went all funneh and I lost a whole evening to praying that the problem would exit through the back door and not escape through the attic window.
(Yeah. I'd rather have the worst @ssplosion in the world than vomit. No really.)
I was thinking that I would go and indulge my passion for bubble tea one last time today, but yesterday has left me weak and whiny and not wanting to go anywhere or do anything (much less shower and put on actual clothes.)
So I'm going to go ahead and state that I don't think I'll be going anywhere or doing anything celebratory tonight. I will, instead, stay here and screw around on the internet in between bouts of sleeping and reading and drinking fluids that are not booze.
Maybe I'll push back my sugar fast until the weekend. Start on Sunday, at the beginning of the week. Nah, eating more sugar is just going to make me feel bad for longer.
Sigh.
Sure, great, thanks.
Here I am, trying to organize a strong defensive position, trying to get you healthy and happy, trying to prevent the Martian Death Flu...
And you betray me with a stomach virus thing two days before I go cold turkey and give up the sugars.
Not only that, but you timed it perfectly: Just in time for my brief break and only "off" time for the End Of The Year/Beginning Of The Year celebration.
You suck, Body!
No love,
Kukla
I had Xmas goodies to eat! I had delicious egg nog and champagne to drink. Hell, those things are still sitting in my kitchen, laughing at me.
No sugar means no Bubble tea. I got my Bubble tea yesterday with great company, but then the tummeh went all funneh and I lost a whole evening to praying that the problem would exit through the back door and not escape through the attic window.
(Yeah. I'd rather have the worst @ssplosion in the world than vomit. No really.)
I was thinking that I would go and indulge my passion for bubble tea one last time today, but yesterday has left me weak and whiny and not wanting to go anywhere or do anything (much less shower and put on actual clothes.)
So I'm going to go ahead and state that I don't think I'll be going anywhere or doing anything celebratory tonight. I will, instead, stay here and screw around on the internet in between bouts of sleeping and reading and drinking fluids that are not booze.
Maybe I'll push back my sugar fast until the weekend. Start on Sunday, at the beginning of the week. Nah, eating more sugar is just going to make me feel bad for longer.
Sigh.
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Date: 2008-12-31 08:10 pm (UTC)If friends who came down with the same bug in recent weeks are any indication, this seems like the usual seasonal outbreak of norovirus. Should be over in a day or two.
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Date: 2008-12-31 08:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-01 12:22 am (UTC)*huggles*
I have a small holiday gift for you.
I picked it out, and