National Champagne Bubble Bath Day.

[kukla_tko]

Ok. Since I actually get a holiday, I am sharing it with everyone else.

My SO and the kids are leaving me all alone in the house on Sunday afternoon.

Here's my plan:

I am declaring it National Champagne Bubble Bath Day on Sunday. Here's how I intend to celebrate:

I am going to buy a bottle of something unusual, carbonated, and best served chilled. (Champagne, or sparkling grape juice or some such.)

I am going to draw a very warm bath, with bubbles. (Don't have any bubble bath? Drop a little of your favorite shampoo into the water. It's lovely, really. Try it.)

I am going to set up my bath pillow. (These can be had at most Dollar stores. Mine has a terrycloth cover and a suction cup on the back to hold it in place.)

I am going to light several P*rty L*te candles, all over the sink.

I am going to play soft, soothing music.

I am going to get into that tub, sip the aforementioned chilled beverage out of a stemmed glass, and just let it all soak in.

mmmm.

When I tire of this, I shall rise from my bubbles like Aphrodite from the sea foam. I shall lotion, powder, and dry myself, then slip into bed with a lovely book. Possibly something by Heinlein, or perhaps I will still have chapters left of The Red Tent, in which I am currently immersed. Or perhaps I will read some porn.

But not that creepy bug-f*cker porn. Ick. I don't care if they are cute faeries, I don't like to read about bug-f*kers. Hit my squick point on that one. What was it called, stl_kitten? Bondage Fairies? It should be called "Cute Fairy BugF*ckers".

Bleah. Adorable anime fairies getting not-very-consensual bug-f*ckings.

I should submit some of my own ideas for "bondage fairies."

Snerk.
kukla_tko42's Treasure Chest of Bondage Faeries.

I'll give you a Faerie Queen...

That's enough for now.