In a mood

This seemed like a fun game. I considered that "20 movie quotes" thing, but I decided to do this instead.

Below are several statements about me. See if you can separate fact from fiction:

1. I have an extra nipple, which grows a single dark hair from the center.

2. I was actually born with a tail, and it was removed without both of my parents' permission.

3. I have been certified sane by a professional psychiatrist.

4. I lost my virginity my first year at college, in my boyfriend's apartment during a carefully planned ceremony.

5. My first cat's name was Newton.

6. I have never caught chicken pox.

7. The smell of certain flowers reminds me of funerals.

8. I would eat a friend if it were that friend's dying wish.

9. The only part of a marriage ceremony that I have never played was the bride.

10. I once choked up at an audition so badly that I cried and didn't get my shot in front of the director.

So, if you can figure out which of these statements is correct, you know me pretty well. Comment away!