Helping Hands?

Roommate Two is moving in on Saturday.
I still need to shift some furniture around to make that happen.

She needs help unloading.

She's offering pizza to anyone who helps, I'm offering beer and energy drinks. (And Gatorade, but no one works for just Gatorade.) Hell, I'll bust out champagne if we get some helpers.

She expects to be at my place to unload around noon or 1pm. I'm going to say that I'd like helpers to arrive around 1pm, for a variety of reasons including my own morning schedule.

We will need door holders, cat wranglers, dog managers, and lifter/carriers. There are a few steps up to my porch, and steps down to the basement where I will need to shift some of my things (and probably some of her things.)

Call me or email if you can help. We sure appreciate it.
Three hot ladies will appreciate it.
Two buxom redheads and a corset-trained brunette.

I'm just saying.

Do you wanna take a cat, man?

No, not the one in the picture, though in many ways that might make my life easier.

Bel is my girl and she's not going anywhere.
However, she is mistreating Newki, my mom's grey-and-white kitty. I am not pleased.

Newki actually gets along with other animals well, including dogs. She's declawed in front and very affectionate.

In fact, she's Kiki's secret twin, separated at birth; Similar markings, similar size, and some of the same mannerisms, except that she's less skittish and more playful.

We have a third kitty being added to the mix. This might tip things to an unpleasant situation, so I'm trying to be proactive before I fall too much in love with Newki.

She is, after all, a very nice cat. However, she's being sequestered into my bedroom which is very ill-suited to the purpose.

(It blows my mind; Newkie outweighs Bel two-to-one easily. She could SIT on her and get her way. Bel just scares the bejezus out of her for some reason.)

So my evil little shithead stays here, but I need a new home for Mom's accidental cat.
(This kitty was laying on her deck crying during the hottest part of the summer. Mom took her inside and fed her and gave her water. The cat stayed.)