Remember, it's a Big Ol' Dork Show.

UGh.

I just managed to embroider something completely wrong and now I have to take out the stitches. We here at Kukla are not pleased.

But continuing with the New Enhanced Dorkiness... I neglected to post about this.

Some of you know my Brother v2. He's the one who is a world-champion weightlifter, and an Apple Lead Creative, and spent that year in Japan. (He's huge in Japan!)

He turns 30 on Sunday.

On Saturday September 8th, Brother v1 is hosting a nifty party for him. So if you know me, know either of my brothers, and want to come to a perfectly awesome back-yard BBQ, please let me know and I'll give you the details.

LOL

Just realized the old programmer's joke works beautifully for my family.

I'm (insert last name that is also a title here) Version 1.
Brother 1 is (insert last name that is also a title here)Version 2.
Brother 2 is (insert last name that is also a title here)Version PRO.

Snicker.

Throw your vegetables, and take me off your friends-list.

Eh.
It's not like anyone's reading this anymore, anyway, but just in case here's your official warning:
I'm going to say something offensive. I'm going to say it on purpose, and I know that it will offend some of you.

Out of respect for you, my readers, I am going to put what I have to say behind a cut. Be warned that if you click the link, you may be offended. If you do not click the link, I shall not be upset or bothered. If you choose to look away, I respect your choice.

( Cut for offensive language )