Well, that was epically weird...

I was having an amazing dream this morning. You can skip past it if you like.
( Releasing a trapped elder Demi-God )

And then, as I was drifting into consciousness and trying to decide if I wanted to get up and do chores or not...
There came a knock at the door.
It was a Jehovah's Witness. Really. He wanted to talk to me and asked me the absolute wrong question: "If you could change the world what would you change?"

LOL

I went with, "I'll give you the smart-assed response. I'd make sure that nobody bothered me and got me out of bed on my only day off this week..."
He was a good-natured guy and laughed and asked if there was another time that he could come and talk to me.

I went with Truth:
"Boil it down for me, hon. Are you selling? Wanna talk about religion?"
"Religion."
"Yeah, ok. I'm a Catholic, and that's working out just fine for me."

He had the grace to go away. I didn't have to get into the whole, "We celebrate everything here, but don't try to change one of us. The Jewish Lutheran and the Muslim/Reconstructionist Egyptian are likely to help me (Catholic Unlimited) kick your @ss if you bring that noise."




Indeed, I was sorely tempted to answer his question with, "I was just dreaming about releasing the elder god of truth into the world. Would your watchtower stand if I did that?"