HAck. Wheeze. Cough.
Jan. 26th, 2012 02:25 pmSo before all of you call it Martian Death Flu, I'd like to point out that while I hate this illness, I won't elevate it to MDF status.
What I have is a very annoying viral infection described as a 10 day thing. Why isn't it MDF? Well, for one thing I have never run a fever. For another, I can get up and walk around. I can speak.
And apparently, I can fly to California and participate in two days' worth of training.
I'm superstitious, so if enough people call this Martian Death Flu, I'm worried that I'll come up with a fever, or (God help me) Pneumonia. It's a cold with an attitude and separation anxiety. Since I really cannot afford a doctor visit, let's not send Kukla to the hospital, ok? I only invoke the name Martian Death Flu when I go non-functional for two weeks.
By that same token, I'm invoking "Leave us alone, Mel Brooks!" Don't call me unless you need to. Don't ask me to do anything. I'm not up for going out to dinner. I don't want to see a movie in a movie theater. Hit me next week sometime, ok?
Email is always Ok, though.
What I have is a very annoying viral infection described as a 10 day thing. Why isn't it MDF? Well, for one thing I have never run a fever. For another, I can get up and walk around. I can speak.
And apparently, I can fly to California and participate in two days' worth of training.
I'm superstitious, so if enough people call this Martian Death Flu, I'm worried that I'll come up with a fever, or (God help me) Pneumonia. It's a cold with an attitude and separation anxiety. Since I really cannot afford a doctor visit, let's not send Kukla to the hospital, ok? I only invoke the name Martian Death Flu when I go non-functional for two weeks.
By that same token, I'm invoking "Leave us alone, Mel Brooks!" Don't call me unless you need to. Don't ask me to do anything. I'm not up for going out to dinner. I don't want to see a movie in a movie theater. Hit me next week sometime, ok?
Email is always Ok, though.