Yar!

A pirate walks into a bar. Walks up to the bar and cries, "ARR! Gimme rum!"
The bartender gives the pirate his rum. "ARR! Thank ye," replied the pirate.
Suddenly the pirate announces, "ARR! I'm off to th' john..."
When he returns, the bartender says, "Hey, man. You're a pirate, right?"
"ARR." says the pirate. "That, I am."
"And so that's why you say 'R' all the time. I've always wondered, is 'R' your favorite letter?"
"Aye."

Same bar, later that day.
Yet another fellow saying "Arr" all the time. But the bartender notices that this particular pirate is walking kind of funny. Thinking that this is his big chance to see a real pirate's wooden leg, he leans over the bar. The pirate does not, in fact have a wooden leg, however. He does have something bulging in his pants. No, no, it wasn't his "yardarm." It was kind of circular. The bartender called out, "Hey, Mr. Pirate!"
"Arr!" cried the pirate.
"Arr, to you too. Look, did you know that there's a steering wheel in your trousers, there?"
"AYE, and it's drivin' me nuts!"

Why do pirates always win against ninjas?
Because pirates are made entirely out of AWESOME.

Happy "Talk Like A Pirate" day!